Top 10 Reasons This Is Not My Day
February 4, 2011
1.) The washing machine at the laundromat ate $3.50 worth of my quarters last night. And for anyone who has to use quarters to do laundry– you know that’s a lot.
2.) A homeless guy called me Thunder Thighs…
3.) …and when I ignored him, proceeded to yell “Wide hips!” at me as I quickly kept walking…
4.) …and this was after I found out none of my pants fit me anymore.
5.) I dropped my headphones in the toilet at the gym…
6.) …before my workout, so I couldn’t even watch the Cooking Channel while on the bike…
7.) …and had to fish them out with a Q-tip. (And lots of hand washing afterward.)
8.) The T broke down for almost half an hour this morning…
9.) …and if that’s not bad enough, the girl across from me was listening to her iPod so loud, I was forced to listen to Beyonce’s “Single Ladies” on repeat for 15 minutes straight.
10.) Worst of all, this was the week I chose to stop drinking so much.
I hope your day is going better than mine. Happy weekend all! 🙂
A Healthy State of Mind 
February 4, 2011 at 7:22 PM
Oh Lindsay. If you were home, none of this would be happening. OMG, I sound like Mom
February 4, 2011 at 7:32 PM
Also, since when do you do laundry at the laundromat??? You normally bring tons of it home!!
February 4, 2011 at 7:44 PM
OMG you DO sound like Mom.
And I went to the laundromat because I HAVEN’T been home– so I had a ton of laundry and I’m nap deprived!
February 4, 2011 at 8:26 PM
Why didn’t you yell back to the guy “No Home!”? Yet another good thing about the south…our homeless people are kind…but I’ll admit…it is 35 degrees and rainy today…
February 4, 2011 at 9:05 PM
I just tried to “like” this. Both the “No home” comment, and the fact that you are suffering like we are.
February 4, 2011 at 9:43 PM
Haha…someday we’ll teach you the difference between facebook, twitter, and your blog…but we’ll be back to the mid 50’s tomorrow so it’s all good 🙂
February 4, 2011 at 8:46 PM
Oh Lindsay…..
February 4, 2011 at 9:06 PM
I knowwwwwwwwwww
February 5, 2011 at 4:22 PM
Awesome post! I feel your pain 🙂
February 8, 2011 at 8:29 PM
Haha thanks Tim! I’m glad someone can relate 🙂
May 25, 2011 at 6:45 PM
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