Top 10 Reasons This Is Not My Day

February 4, 2011

1.) The washing machine at the laundromat ate $3.50 worth of my quarters last night. And for anyone who has to use quarters to do laundry– you know that’s a lot.

2.) A homeless guy called me Thunder Thighs…

3.) …and when I ignored him, proceeded to yell “Wide hips!” at me as I quickly kept walking…

4.) …and this was after I found out none of my pants fit me anymore.

5.) I dropped my headphones in the toilet at the gym…

6.) …before my workout, so I couldn’t even watch the Cooking Channel while on the bike…

7.) …and had to fish them out with a Q-tip. (And lots of hand washing afterward.)

8.) The T broke down for almost half an hour this morning…

9.) …and if that’s not bad enough, the girl across from me was listening to her iPod so loud, I was forced to listen to Beyonce’s “Single Ladies” on repeat for 15 minutes straight.

10.) Worst of all, this was the week I chose to stop drinking so much.

I hope your day is going better than mine. Happy weekend all! ๐Ÿ™‚


11 Responses to “Top 10 Reasons This Is Not My Day”

  1. DAD Says:

    Oh Lindsay. If you were home, none of this would be happening. OMG, I sound like Mom

  2. DAD Says:

    Also, since when do you do laundry at the laundromat??? You normally bring tons of it home!!

  3. lindsayhutton Says:

    OMG you DO sound like Mom.

    And I went to the laundromat because I HAVEN’T been home– so I had a ton of laundry and I’m nap deprived!

  4. Brotha Says:

    Why didn’t you yell back to the guy “No Home!”? Yet another good thing about the south…our homeless people are kind…but I’ll admit…it is 35 degrees and rainy today…

    • lindsayhutton Says:

      I just tried to “like” this. Both the “No home” comment, and the fact that you are suffering like we are.

      • Brotha Says:

        Haha…someday we’ll teach you the difference between facebook, twitter, and your blog…but we’ll be back to the mid 50’s tomorrow so it’s all good ๐Ÿ™‚

  5. Mom Says:

    Oh Lindsay…..

  6. Tim Says:

    Awesome post! I feel your pain ๐Ÿ™‚

  7. […] There’s the guy who still loves to call me Thunder Thighs. […]

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