Ohh! La! La! Couture?

February 24, 2010

I was going to write about Go Carting this weekend, but that will have to wait until later this week.

In the meantime…

Since when do 9 year old children wear lingerie?

Have I been living under a rock? I mean, I may be 27, but I didn’t think I’d fallen so far off the Cool Meter that I completely missed that fact that it was suddenly ok for little girls to be wearing lacy, frilly get ups.

When I was 9 years old, boys were gross. I was more concerned with spraying them with my Extra Strength Cootie Spray (ESCS for short) than enticing them with my child-friendly (??????) lingerie.

And I know a lot of you make fun of me for my penchant for all things Perez Hilton, but his website is the first one to bring attention to this.

See? He is good for something!

Noah Cyrus, the 9 year old sister of the World’s Greatest Role Model Miley Cyrus, has launched her own line of children’s lingerie.

Umm…children’s lingerie? Oxymoron anyone?

What clothing line would support this?

What parent would support this??

But then again, this is the same 9 year old that walked the red carpet dressed as a dominatrix.

I kid you not. Look:


I blush even thinking about dressing up as one of those for Halloween. I can’t even imagine parading around like that in front of strangers.

I mean, on the bright side, I guess we can’t fault her for having some pretty good self-esteem.

Maybe she learned a thing or two from her pole-dancing 17 year old sister:

(Are those booty shorts?)

So, hey, way to go Billy Ray. You girls are really growing up to amount to some clASSy role models. They’ll be pole dancing and slutting their way into the achy-breaky hearts of horny boys all over the country in no time.

Up next in Noah’s blossoming career?

16 and Pregnant.

High five!


2 Responses to “Ohh! La! La! Couture?”

  1. Momma Says:

    Since you apparently haven’t heard: This story is a lie. NO ONE IS MAKING LINGERIE!!! Noah’s friend Emily is making a line of TUTU DRESSES and that is it. Even Perez Hilton has admitted that this story is a lie. Go to http://www.oohlalacouture.com to see for yourself. They make adorable, high-end, extremely popular tutu dresses. Very sweet toiles, florals, and yes even leopard print, all very age apprioprite. I’m sure way to little girly for Miley;)

  2. Mark Says:

    Brilliant article, Lindsay! I cannot wait to forward to some friends!

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